Our little heroine feigns sweetness.


When it comes to fan bases everywhere, Sarah Michelle Gellar fans are of a psychotic nature. Namely the ones too dense to drive distinction between the fictional character Buffy, and the snide actress behind her. I know a lot of people won't agree with me, but watch in amazement as I sit back and not care. I've seen Sarah's face plastered on the cover of every magazine, watched her hearty attempts at acting in low rated films, and read the interviews where she mouthed off and getting praised for it, and all the while I bit my tongue. Mostly in fear of being bombarded by threats of salivating sci fi worshipping geeks who see "Buffy" as a masturbatory icon. But not anymore. I'm not trying to accomplish anything great with this website - I'm just getting the word out there, and what better and quicker way to spread it than through the internet?

Be warned wannabe 'hax0rs', report me and try to take this site down but know this: my opinion will always exist, and in the forms of mirrored sites which will take the place of this one if it should get deleted.

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White = my comments
Red = quote straight from the dog's mouth
Blue = another person's opinion


Sarah Michelle Gellar's looks are a thing much talked about in the media, and overly positive at that, so let's first address that topic shall we?


Droopy eyes, bloated cheeks, thin lips..and WHAT THE FUCK a triangle nose?...where is her Maybelline makeup contract stemming from again?


Sarah Michelle, a true and natural beauty all around. Well, not really. How do you get a new so-called sex icon? Pull a beast from All My Children, wash her up, and voila: your Buffy, guaranteed to taint various forms of media everywhere.


I'll admit, Sarah was pretty hot when the first season of Buffy hit airwaves, when she had a figure. But then, after starving herself and losing what she called her "baby fat" on the North Carolina shoot of I Know What You Did Last Summer, she went from having a decent chest to being a new member of the itty bitty titty committee. She had to wear "these silicone squishy thingies" to match an earlier scene in the movie. How utterly attractive. This was all a result of the NC food, because as everyone knows, the state food supply only consists of the most greasy entries which aren't nearly good enough for Miss Gellar. Now she has a figure only an ethiopian girl would be envious of.


She's a lying hypocrite.


She appeared in a Get Milk ad, and a few months later admitted she had eliminated all dairy products from her diet. WHAT does she need to diet for? She weighs in at a skeletal 98 lbs.

In TV Guide Sarah ranted on and on about how there were no adequate role models for young girls on television, and Buffy was the perfect candidate for one. Later Joss Whedon was criticized for not showing condom wrappers in the controversial episode where Buffy loses her virginity to Angel, and Sarah's quick to snap, "It's a fictional TV show, he's a vampire for crying out loud!" What happened to the role model bit?


Speaking of role models, observe the tasteful photo shoots Sarah appears in. I know if I had a daughter I'd want her to be emulating that.


There's a fine line between being a strong, intelligent woman who knows how to speak her mind, and just a whining, self centered snob and Sarah crosses this line.

In interviews she commends herself for being such a "sensible and proud" do-gooder, and so modest she wears a sarong to the beach. But then her alter ego, the sarcastic New Yorker comes out, and she makes what she believes to be funny comments like "Look at that man checking out my ass" and takes interviewers into lingerie shops where she demands the smallest thong. She quips with Howard Stern that she lacks a bra.

Where'd the role model disappear off to now?

When she found her boyfriend downloading a picture of her face graphically imposed on another nude woman's body. The first words out of her mouth? "My hips aren't that big!" Then she proceeded to complain about how there needs to be more letigation over activity on the internet. Her first reaction to kissing Selma Blair in Cruel Intentions? "I thought I was going to throw up." Constantly, it's "me me me me."



In the letters column of a recent issue of Rolling Stone, a person wrote in saying Alias's Jennifer Garner had a better mastery of subtle humor than Sarah and I'd have to agree. Sarah has almost a speech impediment, and with her doofy face expressions it kills the effect of all witty puns that exit her mouth.

And look at the movies she's been in: I Know What You Did Last Summer, Simply Irresistable, Scream 2, and Cruel Intentions. Hmm, no Academy Award winners there, what a surprise.



When her lips aren't plastered to her own ass, Sarah's been heard saying things like, "And I am, I believe, a perfectly content and very well-adjusted person - probably more so than most people I know who have two parents" and "I don't drink, I don't smoke and I've never done any drugs. I avoid fried food and have even quit coffee. My work provides me with all the caffeine I need. I have remarkably few vices, and I'm never late. Being late is rude." She may always be on time, but in all other respects she's very rude.

Seventeen magazine did an interview with her, and the first words out of her mouth when she waltzed in the door were, "I just hate doing interviews, so the quicker I get this over with the better." Notice when she talks it's all "I I I I" "I could have a bruise the size of Montana and go, 'Whatever.'" Aren't we just TOO perfect?

"My first wish would be that they find a cure for AIDS as soon as possible. Then I would wish for all the meaty, great roles that I could have for a lifetime. And of course, my third wish would be for at least 1,000 more wishes."
Her philosophy basically is: I'm so generous to all humanity causes, but I always come first.



People are often hesitant to speak the truth about Sarah's cold and snotty demeanor because of fearing the wrath of the wench herself or her obsessive fans, but there are a choice few who aren't going to sugarcoat the truth.

From abstracts.net: "Its ironic given that Gellar is apparently anything but irresistible according to gossip which suggests she has running feuds with not only Lucci, but Neve Campbell, former lover Matthew Perry, Julia Roberts, and The Spice Girls (we can forgive her for that!). The latest feud apparently exists with fellow WB star Kerri Russell....You probably can also add actress Ingrid Quinn to that list, who's marriage to David Boreanaz was supposedly terminated due in large part to a reported affair he had with his then Buffy co-star (he played Angel, recently spun off)."
What a little angel!

On Askmen.com, Sarah's personality and talent only scored a 72/100: "As we referred to last week in Charisma Carpenter's feature, tensions have sometimes run high on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as Sarah's attitude has been at times borderline diva-like. This basically means she does what she wants, when she wants, and everyone has to work around her schedule"

Comments from members of the Yahoo Club SMG Haters:

I think SMG is so full of herself, I would love to cram some a big fat juicy hamburger down her throat. She thinks she is all that..well she isn't. I think Drew Barrymore is a much better actress. Another reason is that she went on the Howard Stern Show and dissed a fine guy like Jerry. I believe they went out and dated for a little while....I hope Jerry is the one who dumped SMG. She must think us Jerry fans are stupid. Well I don't know about you. but I aint. If I would watch buffy the vampire slayer it's for xander, willow and Oz......not for SMG. Oh and for Angel and spike but angel is leaving for his own show....smart move......as for SMG, she needs a babysitter or a nanny. Well bye for now. ladybg_99

This tidbit can be found at Ted's gossip column, "The Awful Truth" for this week:The Sound and the Fury "She really hates her." --Buffy the Vampire Slayer source on Sarah Michelle Gellar's dislike of costar Alyson Hannigan Somebody had to put a stop to all this lovey-dovey stuff. (I mean, I can take only so much of it per column.) So, anyway, I'm chowing down at the hip Asia de Cuba, the new restaurant at the Mondrian (which is, of course, where anybody who's anybody--and anybody who wants no sleep at night--stays when they're visiting Los Angeles). And the most exciting thing happening at the joint (certainly not Access Hollywood's Pat O'Brien stuffing his face at the booth next to mine) has got to be the vampire-slaying gossip at my table. Lotso Hollywood types all agreed on one thing: Ms. Gellar plays a great bitch, both onscreen and off. "As long as she sticks to characters like she played in Cruel Intentions," said one Industry type while munching on a Thai shrimp barbecue something, "she'll do great." "Well, that's how she is to poor Alyson," said a member of the Buffy family. "Sarah hates her because the crew loves her so much, and Sarah just isn't like that. The crew doesn't like her." I dunno. I've met Sarah a few times, and I think she's perfectly adorable. But then, I always had a microphone in front of me, not a boom. Who's boomin' who, Sarah? *********************************************Who indeed? It's about time people realized what a skank she is.

Seventeen magazine reviews Cruel Intentions (btw, this is before Sarah so kindly spit venom in their faces): "It's fun to watch Buffy be bad...but none of the leads can act."

Sarah was hurt because a man who she once worked with created a website that portrayed Sarah as conceited and a "spoiled princess." The truth hurts doesn't it?

There used to be several other anti SMG sites but unfortunately due to the complaints of zealous fans or anal servers, they were taken down, but I managed to save the comments of a few.

Okay, guys, the Buffy fans are gonna attack..but did y'all see her in I Know What You Did Last Summer? Sorry, I love acting, and hope to someday direct, and bad acting makes me cringe like fingernails on a chalk board. (Tatum Voice) "Oh please don't kill me Mr. Hookman--I wanna be in the sequel!!! I'm sorry, Something about that girl. Yes, I give credit where it's due..for example, she was pretty good as Cici in Scream 2. But geez..I watched one episode of Buffy, when I was in Houston visiting a friend--oh god, gouge out my eyes! Just don't make me watch that show anymore! I could go on and on and, in fact, I do, in my Anti-Sarah Michelle Gellar page.

Comments in the guestbook of an anti SMG page:

I, too, can't stand SMG and am appalled she has received so many accolades. I saw her and was irritated by her on All My Children as well. My main complaint is that she has a deplorable speech pattern, one that has not been broken in all of the scenes that I've seen her. Also, her default demeanor is that of being snotty. If she were a snotty actress with actual acting skills (such as Christina Ricci) this would be bearable. But as it is, snottiness and no talent = SMG. She does not belong on the screen, and I'm sure there are plenty of other young, TALENTED actresses who deserve the roles, fame and money more than she does. I am very sorry there have been so many violent reactions to this really reasonable web site. Judging by the character of those reactions, it sounds as if SMG has the following she deserves.

Good job, but where is the rest. I want details details details...Why do you hate her, what has she done (actual acting jobs, prima donna acts, general bitchiness, etc.) what should she do (I can answer that - join a monastery and take a vow of silence) actual interviews with people she has bitched out, how does little miss fucking perfect act when she's not in the public eye - the real dirt. I used to like her now...urgh when will she die! I am so tired of seeing her pudgy face on everything aimed at people under the age of 21. Keep going, push the limit, and for Goddess sake get details. Thanks.

Reasons why Jennifer Love Hewitt is the favorite of some, according to a former JLH and SMG fan site:

She's [Sarah] a bitch
She isn't as hot
She doesn't have boobs
Face is all screwed up

There was a feature on Lycos where you could build a "shrine" to a celebrity of your choice, and some instead chose to voice anti SMG views.

SMG, that damn mother fucker!
Sarah Michelle Gellar is a SKANKY CRACK WHORE

Good going SarahMGsuxNUTS!
I was just looking over all these sites and I just saw the Sarah Michelle Gellar is a Lezbo! Anti-Sarah site by SarahMGsuxNUTS! IT WAS GREAT! I TOTALLY agree with you SarahMGsuxNUTS about EVERYTHING! She is becoming WAY too big and this publicity needs to die down a little! So in the words of SarahMGsuxNUTS, SARAH CAN GO TO HELL!

If I could tell Sarah Michelle Gellar one thing it would be...
Get a nose job (one that doesn't actually make your face look WORSE) and gain about 50 more pounds you fat ass cow!

LONG LIVE THE SARAH HATERS!!!!

Another "shrine"

Sarah Michelle Gellar, the LEZBO!

Why I can't stand Sarah Michelle Gellar, HEAR ME OUT!!
Everyone these days is obsessed with her! Everyone keeps saying "Oh my god, you HAVE to love SMG!" Yeah right! I am being different! No one else has the guts to make an Anti-Sarah Michelle Gellar Web Page so *I* am doing it! So all of you so-called "TRUE SMG FANS" can go to HELL! This is my opinion, so whatever!

Oh yeah, back to why I hate her. So many people like her, I wanna be different. Also because if you read interviews she has had to start to see behind the words that she is self-centered and doesn't care about her fans. She seems so cold hearted. So one day you will realize that too! She isn't this perfect image everyone thinks she is! So stop following everyone around who are all "Oh she is the best" and realize the true person she is....

****Comments from fellow Buffy Haters on the net!****

These are quotes from around the web from other haters....

"Hey, I think the show is ok but that damn Sarah makes me so damn mad! God! She thinks she is queen SHIT on terd mountain, I can't stand her!"--Trish G

"I am a 27 year old female and I am glad you are making an Anti-Sarah site! She sucks!"--Lilly P.

"Ever since that damn stupid Buffy show came out everyone thinks she is sooooooooo cool! News flash everyone....SHE ISN'T! Get your head out of the clouds and look at her in a different point of view!"--Patricia J.

"God, I could go on FOREVER about that stuck-up, snot nosed, mother FUCKING, COCK sucking, MTV sex-pot wannabe but now, I would just be wasting my breath! Sarah, get a life!"--Kyle M.

So you see! She isn't worshipped by EVERYONE so be different! Instead of starting a Sarah Michelle Gellar Fan Club Web Ring, we should start a Sarah Michelle Gellar Anti-Fan Club Web Ring. JOIN US EVERYONE! COME! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE DIE-HARD BUFFY HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD SHE IS DUMB!

Listen people, my point I am trying to get across here is that Sarah Michelle Gellar is getting old, she was popular at first but now all of her fans need to get their heads out of their asses and start to realize she isn't all that.

And I know for a fact that she ISN'T this perfect image! Someone in Cali told me they saw her sitting on the side of the street smoking a cigarette! They said she is really grungy and when people take pictures of her for magazines she has to wear a ton of make-up to cover up her "real face."

Also, I think she is a slut. And I am not using that as a diss word, I literally mean it! She thinks all these guys like her and she thinks she is like, SO COOL, when it comes to that! And she makes it sound like she leads a perfect life by eating right and exercising. BULLSHIT! I am not EVEN gonna go THERE!

And by the way, what the HELL is up with her frickin' nose?? Can we say NOSE JOB GONE WRONG!?!?

So join me! Start making your Buffy Haters Sites! Don't be scared of those asses who think she is the best! Because we all know, SHE ISN'T!!!

Bookmark my site, I update it a lot with Buffy-Slut rumors and other Sarah Michelle Gellar tid-bits about her sucky personality!

From a former Geocities site called "Anti-Sarah Michelle Gellar Webpage"

This webpage is designed for the sole purpose that we hate Sarah Michelle Gellar. If you are not a fan of Sarah Michelle Gellar then this is the place for you. If you are a fan of hers then you can stay but please don't criticize us. Just like there are thousands of webpages devoted to her being liked this is one of the few devoted to her being disliked. If you have a problem with it then just turn around and leave. Otherwise, you are more than welcome to stay, fan or no fan of hers.

REASONS WHY WE HATE SARAH:

-She can't act if her life depended on it! Sarah is the most horrible actress that is able to have her own show. What is that??? Anyone else wouldn't but she does.

-Another reason is because she is on everything and we are just sick and tired of seeing her face. It's not like it's any different with any other star either but we are just really sick of her in particular.

-They killed her off in Scream 2 and I Know What You Did Last Summer. Why you ask??? Because she SUCKS!!!!!!!!

-She is a conceited rude bitch. Plain and simple.

-There will be more to come later on!

A common theme to these opinions? Sarah is 1. Stuck up and impolite to others 2. A shitty actress and 3. Extremely overrated

This is all I'm going to gather for now, more quotes and information will likely be added in the future.

Until then, to conclude, to say Sarah Michelle Gellar is a frigid, self contradicting, sorry excuse for an actress would be an understatement. And it's about damn time someone said all this.